Selene Delgado Lopez is real and she is rapidly approaching your location.

FUCK YEAH BABY THATS THE KIND OF CONTENT WERE LOOKING FOR

made me squirt

why does he even dislike mondays he doesn't work he's a fucking cat

i like playing this game because it lets me emotionally manipulate a woman

If you're not careful and you noclip out of reality while taking a fat shit, you'll end up in the infinite toilet dimension, where it's nothing but the stench of your dad's fecal matter, the madness of mono-white, the endless background noise of the water at maximum flushing, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented toilets to be trapped in.
God save you if you hear something taking a piss around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you

goes hard